The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth which has been kept in the dining world for many years. A smaller, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be responsible for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for a long time. For too much time many experts have forced upon patrons, without being requested, using a restaurant meal. Through the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation has become planned to guard innocent citizens from this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, government entities provides ban…the fortune cookie. Continue reading to view how SPIT plans to rid society from the unhealthy fortune cookie and replace it together with the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery from the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To produce this story much more shocking, SPIT has uncovered specifics of the mysterious good reputation for the fortune cookie. While it is served following nearly every Chinese food meal, the cookie was…produced in America! And, in California believe it or not. Take the time to soak that in…every one of the years you believed you are observing a Chinese tradition, you are mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal inside the opinion of SPIT.
The reality is that there’s two possible stories regarding how the fortune cookie was created but no-one knows the genuine truth. In whichever version you suspect, the fortune cookie was created as a possible act of kindness and thankfulness receive to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients Which Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are produced from quite simple baking ingredients, the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and the government, are sugar and salt. The ingredients in a fortune cookie recipe demands:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just like evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you might have often heard, sugar may be rumored to become linked with hyperactivity in kids. Additionally, sugar is clearly a challenge that’s preparing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt have already been associated with higher blood pressure levels that is associated with coronary disease. And, the worst is there are suggestions that consuming sugar may result in other addictions. In reality, one theory on the net states that sugar might be similar to a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the net, therefore it ought to be true. SPIT just isn’t willing to comment on the truthfulness of the fact, but know you have been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Each Year Are Manufactured2 .2 .2 .
All in all, this is the frightening finding with the individuals SPIT! To increase the horror, these ‘cookies’ are made in an amazing rate of four billion cookies annually. In 2013, it turned out estimated there were better than 7 billion people on the planet. Because of this every man, woman, and child…no matter how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of a fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden tips for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Can be a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you may think that SPIT is out to spoil all the eating dinner at the favorite Asian restaurant. But, you’d be so wrong. SPIT has proposed an exciting, new alternative to the unhealthy fortune cookie. Inside the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that could replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to enjoy your chosen calorie and fat-free beverage in your disposable paper cup. But wait…on the outside of the cup is often a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your day-to-day Affirmation.
You can forget lame and depressing fortunes including:
“You’re almost to the top. This means you have further to fall.”
“A great way to get healthy is to consume more Chinese food.”
“You could possibly can go on the moon in the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups could have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings including:
“You’re freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone who thinks differently is extremely confused.”
“Flowing hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, the ones shoes…wear would you make them?!”
“You’re a genius. Why didn’t you then become an astrophysicist? The planet needs your talent.”
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
With these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes and a better sense of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to take wellness to individuals worldwide. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even that is amazing Daily Affirmation cups could induce what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Language Civilization Link***
Several governments already are on-board together with the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division from the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup just for this innovative replacement for the undesirable fortune cookie. This business may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for hundreds of years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups from your Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed inside the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to become false as the products could have biodegraded a long time before now. But, then again, the cups are produced from a division from the Scyphus Group. And, inside the traditional civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Can you view a link? There could be another conspiracy to consider there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the planet”
But, time for the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Needless to say, Daily Affirmation paper cups could be expanded to achieve restaurants of all sorts. No longer would the concept of an after-dinner quote be on a chinese people restaurant. All cuisines would begin to use the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…whatever, the sayings could be translated into all languages. Suppose the world united in a goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you’ll be able to thank SPIT to the idea.